Dear cultists, sycophants, and practitioners of traditional voodoo medicine,
If any of you have followed my colleague’s postings, you’ll be aware that we are behind schedule in conduction and orchestration of the world of Saphiron. It shan’t take long for us to pick up the pace, but note that everything shall be completed soon enough. Great things take time, patience, and general love. Our delay is therefore, obviously caused by lack of love. Or perhaps we simply overworked ourselves in the creation of new and exotic places. One may note that the construction of Salemport was completely entirely done by me, lighting, fluff, and all, with the exception of the graveyard. Shazen and I teamed up on that one. The future dungeons, we hope, will be a painful experience for our unsuspecting victims, and also memorable.
It shall be biblical.
And erotic.
Perhaps sapphic in nature, I suppose.

Love,
Haukbjorn.

P.S. I know what you did last summer.